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Dana the little cat girl Dana the little cat girl

Rated 1.5 / 5 stars

Like we didn't all see that coming...

As soon as I heard the 'Hello Dana' I knew she was going to die, probably in a 'random' and gory way. Then the razor blade...

Death is too popular nowadays, it's not random or shocking. Perhaps if you had played some sweet children's music in the backround while her blood seeped slowly from her veins and the man's voice was saying something along the lines of "I do so love to watch children bleed out" It might have been somewhat interesting.

kojay responds:

i can imagine the creepiest grin when you say that

HM: The Accident HM: The Accident

Rated 2 / 5 stars

Let down by its lack of pace

All in all, I didnt find it very entertaining, but this isnt to say parts of it were amusing, or could be if it just had more PACE.

The sprites were well handled, although you missed out on things like any sort of expression (when the cow was killed, when he saw the other cow... etc) which could have made it more watchable.

Pace and comical timing let this down heavily. The dialogue was comic and quite humourous, but some sentances took such a long time, with nothing else going on in the screen, that I lost interest half way through. To be sutible for the MTV generation, and to be a good short funny thing, it needs to keep the humour going, or maintain tension.

It does look very promising though, I liked the voice acting for the most part, and with your animation skills are good enough that you could make something really worth watching in future, dont be disheartened! (After all, this got on the front page)

Roadside Philosophy Roadside Philosophy

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

Mmmmhmmm :D

Excellent :D

It was amusing and attention grabbing without being crude or bloody, which isn't that easy. The characters were cool, the part with the dragon made of... post-it notes (?) was awesome and the music was used to good effect.

It gets a straight 5

Flyborg responds:

lol I think you were trying to review something else. I've done that though. A dragon made of post-it notes??? Sweet! ;)

Recent Game Reviews

Tam Tower Challenge Tam Tower Challenge

Rated 1.5 / 5 stars

Games of luck annoy me

Factoring in even the slightest element of skill would massively improve the game in my opinion. Games 100% based upon luck bore me almost instantly.

The fastest way to 'play' the game is just to move up the floors in numerical order and hit 'open' on the left hand card each time, do that and hope for the best...

Something... no ANYTHING that lets you have some control over the outcome would be good.

This is why Deal or no deal is so awful. People applauding and cheering and the person playing may as well be a monkey throwing poo at random targets for all the actual effect they have on the outcome.

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Kirby's Star Scramble v2 Kirby's Star Scramble v2

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

Kirby rocks! :D

Kirby was the best thing on the SNES, and this is an excellent little kirby-tribute game. The pop-star looks sexy and the fire and ice crown thingies are a nice touch.

I just dont get the mario-mushroom cowboy hat....

The-Super-Flash-Bros responds:

The cowboy hat makes you larger, which means its easier to grab the stars..........but you're also a bigger target. The fire and invincibility hats are better.